HER ASS IS WILD & FREE

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

The local paper read:'SERVANT's ASS WON'

The MINISTER was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.

Next day the local paper headline read:'MINISTER SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'.

This was too much for the Minister, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to his wife .

The local paper heading the news: "Ministers WIFE HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".

The Minister fainted.

WIFE sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs 1500:00

Next day paper read:"WIFE SELLS ASS FOR Rs 1500:00''

This was too much, minister ordered his wife to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.

The next day Headlines:"ministers Wife ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"