NON_VEG JOKE: Read Carefully..

Santa delhi ke ek kothe par gaya or wahan pr aunty se bola

mujhe RITA se milna hai

 
Aunty boli uska rate 1000 Rs hai

Santa: Pata hai

After sex sardar chala gaya 

agle din phir se aaya or RITA ke saath sex kiya

next day again usne RITA ko hi chuna

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RITA: Kahan se aaye ho bade paise luta rahe ho?

Santa: Rohtak se

RITA: wahan to meri ek behan bhi rehti hai

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Santa: pata hai usi ne tumko 3000 rs dene ko kaha tha...

THIS TIME SANTA ROCKS....