"I'm one dope dog."
"Why are they doing this to me?"
"My 15 minutes aren't up yet!"
"Salted or unsalted?"
"Where my dwarfs at?"
"Maybe now they'll give me that extra treat I've been begging them for."
"In my day, a lady ALWAYS dressed up, no matter the occasion."
"You have no idea what you're in for the minute this costume is off, pal."
"I've got, like, 579 Facebook friends. How many do you have?"
"Where's my lunch pail? It's break time."
"This is incredibly humiliating."
"Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got."
"Too hip for my own good."
"Breakfast anyone?"
"Seriously. This is not funny."
"Does this make my butt look big?"
"Go ahead. Make. My. Day."
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