KANPURWORKINGMINDS: July 2011

Saturday, 23 July 2011

Computer savvy..........

A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

The tech asked her if she was "running it under windows."

The woman responded, "No, my desk is next to the door. But that is a good point.

The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working fine."

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AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

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Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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Divorce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."

"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."

The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him." !!!!!!!

Before and After marriage

Before Marriage - - -

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get!

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage - - -

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